tombscone:

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GET AWAY FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!

puyopuyo:

i love you 0.5 ft ethernet cable

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peppermintdegenerate:

everything i do is for women, the gays, and - of course - the unemployed

caydencrypted:

actually re joking about being ‘the piracy friend’. do yourself a favour and stop relying on tumblr masterlists that are full of broken links and dodgy websites and just bookmark r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH’s piracy wiki (backup).

it’s the most comprehensive resource i’ve ever encountered my life and it’s also got so much extra stuff like decent free vpns/antivirus/adblock, a massive list of free software for almost every purpose you can think of, AND a list of custom search engines that mean you can search every site at once or you’re looking for something more obscure (this is how i seem to always have a link to literally anything)

there’s also this rentry, which i can vouch for less because i don’t use it so much but does have info on installing cracked versions of the more popular antivirus programs if you don’t want to pay but also don’t want to trust the free options lol

be gay do crimes

cryptotheism:

Apparently there’s now a Christian version of the Ouija Board? That apparently let’s you “communicate with God” while also getting immediate answers back? Is this just the Urim and Thummim of the Ancient Israelite High Priests? But like, with the most milquetoast Midwestern Protestant aesthetic imaginable?

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You know, I’m not Christian, but this feels heretical. Im pretty sure they’re not allowed to do this.

mortuarybees:

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wow almost like everyone saw this coming and it was grossly irresponsible to get rid of the recommendation in the first place

we’re almost there

we’re almost there

bipdf:

just curious (i love you so much that i want to know every little thing about you)

frigid-fjords:

had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats

twoweeks:
“https://www.instagram.com/p/CHuTD2Cl-Es
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memewhore:

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lordiavolo:

btw if you please could tag any posts that are like “rb this or bad thing will happen / rb this to get good luck” as #ocd dont look

it is a huge trigger for us and can cause anxiety attacks esp when youre not in ocd recovery thank u

dragongirltitties:

girl help they are making me do my job at work

donald-trump-official:

donald-trump-official:

Honestly why don’t I just delete this blog? At this point Donald trump is doing a better job at making fun of donald trump than I ever could

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When it comes to Donald trump, is impossible to tell the difference between reality and satire some times

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This is a 100% real post to his truth social account. I am not making this up

marie